Doin' it Britney style...

When one is so hung over that one cannot think, cannot speak, and absolutely cannot look in the general direction of the sun, there is only one sensible thing to do: get oneself to a Micky D's and order oneself a sausage egg McMuffin and a large diet coke. STAT.

When one cannot take a bite of the McMuffin without wanting to hurl, one must seriously wonder if one is, in fact, still drunk.