Monday, July 28, 2008

Nesting (the female version)

Two weeks ago I didn't even want to think about the baby's room. I was distracted by my back pain, busy at work, and, whatever... I had tons of time. (Actually, I think I even used the line, "Come on, babies can sleep in a drawer. They don't know!") Plus, given that we don't even have a dining room table or living room furniture, it seemed sorta silly to get worked up about baby stuff.

Ah, well, funny how hormones get you. Suddenly I'm obsessing about the baby's room. Sooo... this weekend while my little sister was visiting I forced her to help paint our dresser red, and I actually started PLANNING, people.

I'll post pics of our -- I mean -- her, handywork tomorrow, but in the meantime, below is my my style file for the future Anderson offspring's fun, funky and gender-neutral room:


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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wouldn't we all like to...

Dear Resume Submitter:

There's no chance I'm going to hire you. This is mostly due to the fact that its clear from the very top of your resume you're not interested in working at all:

Available for employment in:
Colorado - I require relocation assistance to work in this state.
California - I require relocation assistance to work in this state.
Florida - I require relocation assistance to work in this state.
Hawaii
Bahamas - I require sponsorship to work in this country.
Cayman Islands - I require sponsorship to work in this country.
Costa Rica - I require sponsorship to work in this country.


Dream On,
-Someone who actually works for a living

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Another charming side effect

I'm completely freaking people out at my office. It's bad enough that I sit at my desk with special lumbar rolls, walk with a waddle already, and occasionally have to ice my back in meetings, but today I got a spontaneous nosebleed! Niiiiice.

I bet Angelina got those all the time. And I bet Brad thought they were sexy.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

14 vs 19 weeks


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Friday, July 04, 2008

Guess the context

"OK fine. I'll get my underwear off the roof."
- Mr. Anderson, 7:00 pm

I invite you to guess how this could possibly make sense in our household. I especially invite Antho's version of the story.

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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Happy REAL Birthday

to my little bro, Uncle Rob.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Why we will be getting netting for our crib

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Two major pregnancy milestones this week.

1) I felt the baby move for the first time!
2) I sneezed and peed myself a little.

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