Arnie thinks he can stop his face from aging too. But it ain't going to happen.

LA is, like, sooooo not going to get two football teams.

First, Anaheim is not LA. It's just not. So let's break this into two arguments:

Why Los Angeles will not get a NFL team:

1) The LA coliseum is a hopeless venue. Even USC hates playing there. There are better high school practice fields in Texas. And you don't have to park in a crack den to get to them.
2) Jack Nicholson doesn't go to outdoor cement stadiums in crack dens.
2) City officials can't fund/coordinate bus schedules, let alone build a stadium.
3) If the city bigheads could figure it out, taxpayers won't want to pay for it.
4) If the taxpayers did pay for it, the money would never actually get to a stadium.
5) Kobe doesn't play Football.
6) No Kobe + no celebrities = no Los Angeles fans.

Why Anaheim will not get a NFL team:

OK, actually, if the team can be named "the Anaheim Titans" and can have its first season opener coincide with "Remember the Titans II"... I admit, it has a shot.