You better be kidding dude.

So I was having trouble getting my wireless to work at the hotel and I called our night shift support technician to help me troubleshoot. It came up in the conversation that I was at a hotel here and currently commuting every week from Chicago. The tech guy says to me, "Wow. I don't know how you do that. That would be too hard for me."

I would have been fine with that response had the guy not just come back from his third and final tour of duty in IRAQ.

I asked him if he was kidding. He said he wasn't.

Dear Lord.