That must be new math

First off, let me say, Mr. Anderson, your weed wacker rocks.
But you are a two-faced toad.

I seem to recall a conversation last winter that went like something like this, "Babe, you are not going to believe this, but I found the black boots I wanted on sale for 35% off at Fields, and then I had a coupon! So they ended up being half off! And with all that savings, these new sandals were basically, like, free! Isn't that amazing?")

Your reaction at the time went like this, "Don't you have some sandals?"

So if I were a catty wife, I'd be tempted to ask you, "Honey, don't you have a saw?" But *I* understand these things. There's nothing like the euphoria of a great bargain.

PS: Honey, if you're a smart man tonight you'll tell me how frickin hot my sandals are.