Monday, September 22, 2008

What I would name my pregnancy book, if I were to write one:

The Bitter Waddler

What to Expect When You're Wearing Maternity Underwear

Your New All-Time High Weight: A Month by Month Journey

Maternity Pants: Satan's Little "Congratulations!"

Girlfriends Guide to Heartburn

Missing You Desperately: 9 Months Without Wine

The Cankle Diaries

For All This, This Kid Better Grow Up to be President.

Eyes on Your Epidural

1 comment:

Jays said...

Thank you for reminding me that I'm glad I'm not pregnant. I'm not rubbing it in; this is important because it's a proven fact that once my babies turn one year old I forget 95% of the horribleness of pregnancy and want to do it all over again. I must be stopped!